Maybe try with Thousand-Year Eggs

You might need to buy:
  • Ground Black Pepper
  • Honey
  • Mustard
  • Mayonnaise
  • Hard Boiled Eggs
  • Cayenne Pepper
  • Paprika
Belongs to oldangelmidnight Hummus 

Thyme = dangerous
Yogurt?
Vinegar?

You might need to buy:
  • Sesame Oil
  • Lemon Juice
  • Tahini
  • Garlic
  • Salt
  • Other Stuff
ready in about 5 minutes; serves 0
You might need to buy:
  • Octopus
  • Squid
  • Red Pepper Flakes
  • Sweet Hot Pepper Sauce
  • Hoisin Sauce
  • Baby Bok Choy
  • Tomato