You might need to buy:
- Bristol beer factory:
- Barnsley beer company:
- All wank bar a couple
- Oakham brewery:
- Teasel: Same
- Snake Dog: boring strong ipa
- Under dog: boring wank
- Oyster Stout: wank. boring
- Imperial Porter: strong but wank
- Dass:
- Blonde: smells nice but standard fizzy ale
- Witte: shite
- Stroud Brewery:
- Bollington Brewing Company:
- Neither imperial: too strong/expensive. woa
- Broken Dream: Creamy strong coffee but no
- Liquid mistress: minging malty yeast biscuit
- shires: decent ale but nowt spesh
- storm: boring gash ale this
- Millstone Brewery:
- Triple Blonde
- Red Rocks: Shite Birkenheadtheballs
- Cheshire Brewhouse:
- Engine vein: smells like actual farts- GASH
- Peerless brewery:
- Stoor Lager: tastes like hemp- no
- Peerless Brewery:
- Flying dog:
- Classic pale ale: stupid donkey-wank
- Maltissimo: really bad- this brewery die
- Elland Brewery:
- Maris Otter: nowt spesh
- Valleys: decent strong ale but just short
- Junction Brewery:
- Tom Long: Gash
- The Fear: nice novelty pumpkin but t.strong
- Sirencraft:
- Wilson Potter:
- Liverpool Organic:
- Shipwreck IPA: decent but bitter/wash-up liq
- William Roscoe: Kinda boring ale/bitter
- Organic English Beer: WANK
- Black Isle: *taste sugary/unclean/unpure*
- Red Kite: >Bombadier & good but not great
- Natural progression: bit bitter/fizzy
- In the dark: unremarkable bitter stout
- Stodley stout: flat creamy easy boring stout
- Moor Ale: Decent red with flavour but bokey
- Tod's Blonds: standard light ok ale. Just ok
- Cragg Vale Bitter: bring mediocre red ale
- Porter: decent this but probs not best
- India Ale: shit
- Winter warmer: Gash
- Organic Lager: Gash
- PalAle: wheaty/metalic/dark shit
- Samual Smith:
- Golden hop: Gash
- Mosaic: dead bitter
- Castle Hill: still dead bitter
- Mount Pleasnt Mild: Unpleasant mostly
- Thornbridge:
- All average- boring
- Hibernator: Decent stout but not a keeper
- Bragdy Conwy Brewery:
- Celebration Ale: no celebrations here
- Milltown Brewery:
- Slubbers Gold: no. really no. bad beer. stink
- Oatmeal stout: gash
- Lymestone Brewery:
- Stone-faced: cold coff/toffee- dead & gash
- Estivator: piss smell/ok weird taste but no
- Long hop: bitter light one- not good enough
- Bollington Best: too bitter again
- Eastern nights: like malty one- gash
- Bollington Nights: shire dark stuff
- Ramsbotton Craft Brewery:
- Fuggly Do: not bad: lemony/bitter though
- Oh Sunny Day: bland
- Old Bear Brewery:
- Stone the crows: thin stout: ok but just that
- Ein Stein: better but too sweet
- Foundation Stone: bit fizzier but nowt about
- Mallinsons:
- Black Mari'a: gash
- Original: stinks like shit
- All average- not fresh
- Red Willow Brewery:
- Ginger Ale: usual shite ginger beer
- Python: ok but bit boring and bitter/hoppy
- Little Valley:
You might need to buy:
- Shut Thi Gob
- Barnsley Beer Company:
- Amarillo: ok- worth another try
- Dobcross: worth another go deffo
- Vanilla Stout: decent coffee stout- islay like
- Tickety Brew:
- In Shreds: almost a keeper- try again then
- Pale ale: similar and worth another go
- Blonde: a palateable hoegarden
- Green Field Brewery:
- Red: try again
- Organic Porter: good example/worth more
- Black Isle:
- Ramsbottom Craft Brewery:
- Mango Beach: Fresh/citrus/clean/fizz/balanc
- Pitfield Brewery:
- Stroud Brewery:
- Mallinsons:
- Cascade is nice and flowery
- Bitter: try again
- Liverpool Organic:
- Kitty: try again
- Russian Stout: NICE- GOOD STOUT!
- Withens Pale Ale: flavoursome and easy
- Little Valley:
- Get Thi Coit
- Allendale Brewery:
- Thornbridge:
- Jaipur: light and fresh
You might need to buy:
- condensed milk
- Jameson Irish whiskey
- eggs
- whipping cream
- tbl chocolate syrup
- tbl instant coffee
- vanilla extract
- almond extract