Unremarkable Beer

(from ruffellbuff’s recipe box)

Categories: Booze

Ingredients

  • Little Valley:
  • Python: ok but bit boring and bitter/hoppy
  • Ginger Ale: usual shite ginger beer
  • Cragg Vale Bitter: bring mediocre red ale
  • Tod's Blonds: standard light ok ale. Just ok
  • Moor Ale: Decent red with flavour but bokey
  • Stodley stout: flat creamy easy boring stout
  • Liverpool Organic:
  • Bier Head: standard ale, little bitter/hoppy
  • Capt Chavasse: standard red, boring/heavy
  • Shipwreck IPA: decent but bitter/wash-up liq
  • William Roscoe: Kinda boring ale/bitter
  • Joseph Williamson: same, boring ale
  • Organic English Beer: WANK
  • Black Isle: *taste sugary/unclean/unpure*
  • Yellowhammer: easy, normal unspecial ale
  • Blonde: same, drinkable but characterless
  • Goldeneye: stronger, better but not great
  • Red Kite: >Bombadier & good but not great
  • Scotch Ale: their best, decent but not great
  • Hibernator: Decent stout but not a keeper
  • Sirencraft:
  • Undercurrant: fizzy, fishy smell, love hearts
  • Soundwave: it's got a smell/taste but, nah
  • Liquid mistress: minging malty yeast biscuit
  • Neither imperial: too strong/expensive. woa
  • Broken Dream: Creamy strong coffee but no
  • Flying dog:
  • Classic pale ale: stupid donkey-wank
  • Dogtoberfest: smells like fish, shite
  • The Fear: nice novelty pumpkin but t.strong
  • Snake Dog: boring strong ipa
  • Under dog: boring wank
  • Oyster Stout: wank. boring
  • Imperial Porter: strong but wank
  • Dass:
  • Blonde: smells nice but standard fizzy ale
  • Amber: much the same, nowt spesh
  • Witte: shite
  • Stroud Brewery:
  • Tom Long: Gash
  • Teasel: Same
  • Maris Otter: nowt spesh
  • Five Valleys: decent strong ale but just short
  • Junction Brewery:
  • Dark Thoughts: dusty, weird, rank
  • Elland Brewery:
  • Ushuaia: piss, bitter piss
  • Cheshire Brewhouse:
  • Engine vein: smells like actual farts- GASH
  • Peerless brewery:
  • Stoor Lager: tastes like hemp- no
  • Peerless Brewery:
  • Hilbre Gold: malty, boring
  • Triple Blonde
  • Red Rocks: Shite Birkenheadtheballs
  • Wilson Potter:
  • Natural progression: bit bitter/fizzy
  • In the dark: unremarkable bitter stout
  • Millstone Brewery:
  • Grain storm: boring gash ale this
  • True Grit: Too bitter, smells like blackberries
  • Three shires: decent ale but nowt spesh
  • Bollington Brewing Company:
  • Dinner Ale: chocolatey ale, nah mate
  • Long hop: bitter light one- not good enough
  • Bollington Best: too bitter again
  • Eastern nights: like malty one- gash
  • Bollington Nights: shire dark stuff
  • Ramsbotton Craft Brewery:
  • Fuggly Do: not bad: lemony/bitter though
  • Oh Sunny Day: bland
  • Bragdy Conwy Brewery:
  • Watery, hoppy, fizzy but lacking
  • Celebration Ale: no celebrations here
  • Shipwreck ipa: Throthy, bland/bitter
  • Milltown Brewery:
  • Slubbers Gold: no. really no. bad beer. stink
  • Maltissimo: really bad- this brewery die
  • Golden hop: Gash
  • Samual Smith:
  • PalAle: wheaty/metalic/dark shit
  • Organic Lager: Gash
  • Winter warmer: Gash
  • India Ale: shit
  • Porter: decent this but probs not best
  • Oatmeal stout: gash
  • Lymestone Brewery:
  • Stone-faced: cold coff/toffee- dead & gash
  • Stone Brood: similarl, bit better but gash
  • Foundation Stone: bit fizzier but nowt about
  • Ein Stein: better but too sweet
  • Stone the crows: thin stout: ok but just that
  • Old Bear Brewery:
  • Estivator: piss smell/ok weird taste but no
  • Original: stinks like shit
  • Black Mari'a: gash
  • Mallinsons:
  • Mosaic: dead bitter
  • Castle Hill: still dead bitter
  • Mount Pleasnt Mild: Unpleasant mostly
  • Thornbridge:
  • All average- boring
  • Red Willow Brewery:
  • All average- not fresh
  • Barnsley beer company:
  • All wank bar a couple
  • Oakham brewery:
  • 3 beers, none fresh or good
  • Bristol beer factory:
  • independence, ultimate stout & southville, nah

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