Categories: Booze
Ingredients
- Little Valley:
- Python: ok but bit boring and bitter/hoppy
- Ginger Ale: usual shite ginger beer
- Cragg Vale Bitter: bring mediocre red ale
- Tod's Blonds: standard light ok ale. Just ok
- Moor Ale: Decent red with flavour but bokey
- Stodley stout: flat creamy easy boring stout
- Liverpool Organic:
- Bier Head: standard ale, little bitter/hoppy
- Capt Chavasse: standard red, boring/heavy
- Shipwreck IPA: decent but bitter/wash-up liq
- William Roscoe: Kinda boring ale/bitter
- Joseph Williamson: same, boring ale
- Organic English Beer: WANK
- Black Isle: *taste sugary/unclean/unpure*
- Yellowhammer: easy, normal unspecial ale
- Blonde: same, drinkable but characterless
- Goldeneye: stronger, better but not great
- Red Kite: >Bombadier & good but not great
- Scotch Ale: their best, decent but not great
- Hibernator: Decent stout but not a keeper
- Sirencraft:
- Undercurrant: fizzy, fishy smell, love hearts
- Soundwave: it's got a smell/taste but, nah
- Liquid mistress: minging malty yeast biscuit
- Neither imperial: too strong/expensive. woa
- Broken Dream: Creamy strong coffee but no
- Flying dog:
- Classic pale ale: stupid donkey-wank
- Dogtoberfest: smells like fish, shite
- The Fear: nice novelty pumpkin but t.strong
- Snake Dog: boring strong ipa
- Under dog: boring wank
- Oyster Stout: wank. boring
- Imperial Porter: strong but wank
- Dass:
- Blonde: smells nice but standard fizzy ale
- Amber: much the same, nowt spesh
- Witte: shite
- Stroud Brewery:
- Tom Long: Gash
- Teasel: Same
- Maris Otter: nowt spesh
- Five Valleys: decent strong ale but just short
- Junction Brewery:
- Dark Thoughts: dusty, weird, rank
- Elland Brewery:
- Ushuaia: piss, bitter piss
- Cheshire Brewhouse:
- Engine vein: smells like actual farts- GASH
- Peerless brewery:
- Stoor Lager: tastes like hemp- no
- Peerless Brewery:
- Hilbre Gold: malty, boring
- Triple Blonde
- Red Rocks: Shite Birkenheadtheballs
- Wilson Potter:
- Natural progression: bit bitter/fizzy
- In the dark: unremarkable bitter stout
- Millstone Brewery:
- Grain storm: boring gash ale this
- True Grit: Too bitter, smells like blackberries
- Three shires: decent ale but nowt spesh
- Bollington Brewing Company:
- Dinner Ale: chocolatey ale, nah mate
- Long hop: bitter light one- not good enough
- Bollington Best: too bitter again
- Eastern nights: like malty one- gash
- Bollington Nights: shire dark stuff
- Ramsbotton Craft Brewery:
- Fuggly Do: not bad: lemony/bitter though
- Oh Sunny Day: bland
- Bragdy Conwy Brewery:
- Watery, hoppy, fizzy but lacking
- Celebration Ale: no celebrations here
- Shipwreck ipa: Throthy, bland/bitter
- Milltown Brewery:
- Slubbers Gold: no. really no. bad beer. stink
- Maltissimo: really bad- this brewery die
- Golden hop: Gash
- Samual Smith:
- PalAle: wheaty/metalic/dark shit
- Organic Lager: Gash
- Winter warmer: Gash
- India Ale: shit
- Porter: decent this but probs not best
- Oatmeal stout: gash
- Lymestone Brewery:
- Stone-faced: cold coff/toffee- dead & gash
- Stone Brood: similarl, bit better but gash
- Foundation Stone: bit fizzier but nowt about
- Ein Stein: better but too sweet
- Stone the crows: thin stout: ok but just that
- Old Bear Brewery:
- Estivator: piss smell/ok weird taste but no
- Original: stinks like shit
- Black Mari'a: gash
- Mallinsons:
- Mosaic: dead bitter
- Castle Hill: still dead bitter
- Mount Pleasnt Mild: Unpleasant mostly
- Thornbridge:
- All average- boring
- Red Willow Brewery:
- All average- not fresh
- Barnsley beer company:
- All wank bar a couple
- Oakham brewery:
- 3 beers, none fresh or good
- Bristol beer factory:
- independence, ultimate stout & southville, nah