Like my meaty balls, oh so juicy

ready in about an hour and a half; serves 8
You might need to buy:
  • Ice cold beers
  • Bread crumbs unseasoned
  • Whole Milk - Even better homemade buttermilk. Yeah be fancy
  • tbls EVOO
  • ground beef 80 or 85%
  • eggs large
  • parsley chopped fine
  • garlic - minced
  • kosher salt or sea salt more if using pink salt
  • ground mixed or black pepper
  • red pepper flakes or more if you hate your butt hole
  • Italian seasoning
  • For the glaze
  • Ketchup. The good stuff. Like Heinz or Hunts all natural or at lease without corn syrup.
  • tbls brown sugar
  • tbls Worcestershire sauce
  • Mix this together

Oh so juicy and tasty

ready in about 45 minutes; serves 4
You might need to buy:
  • Ice cold beers
  • Bread crumbs unseasoned
  • Whole Milk - Even better homemade buttermilk. Yeah be fancy
  • tbls EVOO + 1 extra for frying
  • ground beef 80 or 85%
  • ground pork - plain
  • eggs large
  • parsley chopped fine
  • garlic - minced
  • kosher salt or sea salt more if using pink salt
  • ground mixed or black pepper
  • red pepper flakes or more if you hate your butt hole
  • Italian seasoning
You might need to buy:
  • milk chocolate chips
  • sweetened condensed milk
  • crushed candy canes
  • mint extract
  • Oreo cookies
  • mini marshmallows
You might need to buy:
  • small pasta shells
  • shredded cheddar
  • milk
  • heavy whipping cream
  • half and half
  • provolone
  • shredded Colby-Jack
  • shredded pepper Jack
  • salt
  • pepper
  • smoked paprika
  • liquid smoke
  • cayenne
You might need to buy:
  • bacon strips
  • milk
  • large eggs
  • canned pumpkin
  • maple syrup
  • quick-cooking oats
  • all-purpose flour
  • cold butter
  • Sauce:
  • butter
  • light brown sugar
  • maple syrup
  • milk
  • canned pumpkin
You might need to buy:
  • olive oil
  • all-purpose flour
  • milk
  • shredded Swiss
  • grated Parmesan
  • onion powder
  • ground mustard
  • Worcestershire
  • cayenne pepper
  • Chopped fresh thyme
You might need to buy:
  • Kraft caramel bits
  • semisweet chocolate chips
  • yellow cake mix
  • sweetened condensed milk
  • milk chocolate chips
You might need to buy:
  • olive oil
  • mayo
  • lime juice
  • lemon juice
You might need to buy:
  • creamy peanut butter
  • sugar
  • molasses
  • thawed orange juice concentrate
  • all-purpose flour
  • ground cinnamon
  • baking soda
  • Glaze:
  • confectioners' sugar
  • water
  • light corn syrup
  • vanilla or orange extract
You might need to buy:
  • sugar
  • vanilla extract
  • red paste food coloring
  • all-purpose flour
  • baking cocoa
  • coarse sugar
  • Filling:
  • sugar
  • vanilla extract
  • kosher salt